Hipster

Joke time!
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank it before it was cool.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
An insta-gram.

You can stop headdesking now. It's over.
Anyway let us discuss the topic at hand- hipster culture.
I would be, what calls themselves and Indie-pop kid. While I do listen to some pop, my music normally veers to Panic! At The Disco, Arcade Fire, fun., etc. and music otherwise not on billboard charts. It's just what I like to listen to, that's it.
However, then there are the hipsters. The ones who listen to everything no ones ever heard of, and then be condescending about it. The ones who abandon ship when something they hear/ do, is done by someone else and those who do everything in their power to be radically different, regardless of whether they like it.
This is what kind of bugs me. What is this constant search for uniqueness that already exists? Everyone is different in their own ways. Literally, everyone has a different genetic structure, making them unique
Why this need to be condescending about things, just because no ones heard of them? Why wanting to be so different that you sacrifice who you are, to fit, or in this case, NOT fit into a stereotype?
Answer these for me, y'all.

Last one:
What do you call a snarky criminal going down stairs?
A condescending con descending.
See you whenever.